M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Jul 16, 2012 #21 Confucius Say: If you don't believe in oral sex, keep mouth shut.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Jul 27, 2012 #22 Confucius say man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Jul 29, 2012 #23 Confucius say, he who fart in church, sit in own pew.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Jul 31, 2012 #24 Confucius say girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Aug 3, 2012 #25 Confucius say virginity like balloon -- One prick, all gone.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Sep 8, 2012 #26 Confucius says man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Sep 10, 2012 #27 Confucius says woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Sep 15, 2012 #28 Confucius says girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 54,105 Sep 16, 2012 #29 [jimg]mc0j/z3/t/z/-/d/a.baa-.jpg[/jimg]
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Sep 22, 2012 #30 Confucius say man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Sep 22, 2012 #31 Confucius says better to be pissed off than pissed on.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Sep 26, 2012 #32 Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Oct 1, 2012 #33 Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grows up to be shiftless bastard.
Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grows up to be shiftless bastard.
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 831,110 Oct 7, 2012 #34 Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 7, 2012 #35 [QUOTE="squirt, post: 4111702]Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.[/QUOTE] Squirt - Did you miss your previous post?:duh::sarcasm2:
[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4111702]Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.[/QUOTE] Squirt - Did you miss your previous post?:duh::sarcasm2:
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 14, 2012 #36 Confucius Say The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 14, 2012 #37 Confucius Say A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 14, 2012 #38 Confucius Say A Cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 14, 2012 #39 Confucius Say An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
M mytime Senior Member Joined Feb 2, 2009 Messages 3,054 Oct 14, 2012 #40 Confucius Say A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
