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Confucius Say: If you don't believe in oral sex, keep mouth shut.
 

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Confucius says man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
 

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Confucius says woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
 

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Confucius says girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
 

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Confucius say man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
 

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Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
 

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Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grows up to be shiftless bastard.
 

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Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4111702]Confucius Says: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.[/QUOTE]


Squirt - Did you miss your previous post?:duh::sarcasm2:
 

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Confucius Say
A Cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.
 

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Confucius Say
An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
 
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