Counseling - Southern Style

longwalker

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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to
me in over 2 months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over...
women like that are hard to find."
 

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especially if she's still cookin' his meals and warshin' his clothes lol :satisfied
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3031511]especially if she's still cookin' his meals and warshin' his clothes lol :satisfied[/quote]

Now see if you were on that boat they would have never gotten to their piece of wisdom!!:tounge2:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3031528]there are no coincidences! lol :tounge2:[/quote]

They would have gotten to a piece of you!:devil:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3114712]well, you would have anyways lol :bounce: [/quote]


Yep you're Longwalker bait!:laugh:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3119753]most fishermen smell like ... well ... fish! lol :eek: :crazy: :door:[/quote]

That's why they like going down on women so much!!! lol:grin:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3120532]I don't know what you mean lol :bounce: [/quote]

SETE...:tickled:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3120566]♪♪ grey clouds are gonna clear up when I sit on a happy face ♪♪ lol :devil:[/quote]

Love rain on me:inlove:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3121223]you look sooo good in my love ... :sigh: :blush:[/quote]

We both feel even better!:inlove:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3121259]your love's put me at the top of the world ... :sigh: :inlove:[/quote]

I'll do my best to keep you there!:inlove:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3122309]that's all I could possibly ask of you ... you already do! :sigh: :inlove:[/quote]

More than happy to do it, my pleasure!:inlove::inlove::inlove:
 
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