Ok Deep Thoughts; hummm.... I've spent many hours wondering about many things mostly it is why those dam Aliens put us on this little planet and why did they make so many different colors of green? I really think there should only be one color of green and that is lime green. We really don't need all those others.
And why do stars only show up at night you know they are there during the day but you cannot see them I often think about that too, do they go to sleep during the day are they all nocturnal?
I often think about Tadpoles why are they so little and swim in the water later to become frogs of all things why not turtles?
And why do some people say you only use 10% of your brain? Wouldn't everyone be walking around lope sided?
And now with all this tec-no crap why do the Aliens that brought us here only landing in remote parts of the world like farms? And killing the cows? Thats seems kinda dumb to me to fly millions of light years to mess with our beef and make funny signs in our crops. Yes I ponder all of this and a lot more also.
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)
There is a two-letter word in English that perhapshas more meanings than any other two-letter word,and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speakUP, and why are the officers UPfor election and why is itI> UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UPa room,polishUP the silver, we warm UPthe leftoversand clean UPthe kitchen. We lock UPthe house and some guys fixUPthe old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UPexcuses.&bsp;
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened UPbecause it is stopped UP.
We open UPa store in the morning but we close it UPat night.We seem to be pretty mixedUP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UPin the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions
If you are UPto it, you might try buildingUPa list of the many waysUPis used. It will takeUPa lot of your time,but if you don't giveUP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wetsUP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now ........my time isUP , so time to shutUP!
Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U P
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UPin your address book.
Now I'll shut UP
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...