Doctor,Doctor.............

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Kryten

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A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.
Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse!
Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong with me?"
Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor,
I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom,
HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"
The doctor says, "Relax, Relax,... you're just going through the change!"
 

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A woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked what the problem was, she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard."

Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, "Your nipples get hard?"

"Yes," quite innocently came her reply.

"Undress so I can check," replied the still amazed doc.

So, she undressed, and he got down to the feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer.

After some considerable time, the doctor, still looking puzzled, said, "Well Madame, I don't know what you have, but it's sure as hell contagious!"
 

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A man walks into a doctor’s office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note says,” I can't talk, help me!"

The doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here." The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as the doctor said anyway.

The doctor takes a rubber hammer and hits the poor man's penis with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

The doctor just says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"
 

Pixsurguy

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My feet stink, my head hurts, and I don't love Jesus!
(music & lyrics by Mr. J. Buffet)
 

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I love you anyways!!! lol :lotsalove:
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