Financial planning

longwalker

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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
 

stevent222

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Dam buddy when your right your right, cannot argue with you on this one.
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2663042]the key is implementing the plan lol ;)[/quote]

Yeah he was only planning on keying in his implement! lol
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 2663044]Dam buddy when your right your right, cannot argue with you on this one. [/quote]

We have to start using our other brain once in a while!! lol
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2663232]he was countin' his chickens before his eggs were hatched! lol[/quote]

Yeah well he was hoping those eggs don't get fertilized! lol
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2668297]how'd that work for him? lol[/quote]

Fine! He just pulled out and shot that load between those mounds! :sigh:
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2674099]no he didn't, his dad did lol :p[/quote]


OH YEAH! lol
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2674176]didn't work very well for him at all! lol :crazy:[/quote]

Ya see, that's why he doesn't have his own money! He's stupid! lol
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2674924]case dismissed! lol[/quote]

The end! lol
 

longwalker

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2723863]the beginning! lol :hehe: :p[/quote]

OK then!

Catholic Bubba - Each Friday night after
work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors
were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they
were forbidden from eating
meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the
grilled venison steaks was
causing such a problem for the Catholic
faithful that they finally
talkedto their priest.The Priest came to
visit Bubba, and suggested that
he become a Catholic. After several classes
and much study, Bubba
attended mass...and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he
said, 'You were born a Baptist, and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a
Catholic.Bubba's neighbors were greatly
relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called
immediately by the neighbors, and,
as he rushed into Bubba's yard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold
him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.There stood Bubba, clutching a
small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer,
but now you is a catfish
 

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lmao ... I believe! lmao :bigsmile: it's all a matter of faith! lol ;)
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2726202]lmao ... I believe! lmao :bigsmile: it's all a matter of faith! lol ;)[/quote]

Let's see, you was in Texas, sprinkle, no you is in Michigan. I believe, I believe, I believe...
 

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[QUOTE="longwalker, post: 2726914]Let's see, you was in Texas, sprinkle, no you is in Michigan. I believe, I believe, I believe...[/QUOTE]

roflmfao ... *looks around* ... never knew Michigan looked so much like Texas! lol :lookaroun :hehe:
 
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