Frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess

Romford Lad

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FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS....

A lawyer boarded an plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up …..so .....she took them home and ate them herself!

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.



 

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Well dear ones ~ you honour me ~ thank you so much ~ I actually sent it to my 'Rottweiler' [great friend over many years], looks after all my legal stuff ~ and the only reply I've had is..." it's your round next Friday in the pub"
 
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