Funny Police Bumper Stickers

[wife]

Funny Police Bumper Stickers... (My best friend is a cop and she sent me these. LMAO!!!)

 

[smileyluvzu]

Those r funny... I lik a cop w/a sense of humor. Thank u 4 sharing it w/us

 

[honeymorn]

Yeh me 2 smiley....... I was told by one yesterday, that he was a "Sarah Lee cop". He'd be giving me "layer upon layer of tickets" if I kept speeding. ............lolz

 

[smileyluvzu]

Yeh me 2 smiley....... I was told by one yesterday, that he was a "Sarah Lee cop". He'd be giving me "layer upon layer of tickets" if I kept speeding. ............lolz

Lol, did he really?! u poor thing :hehe:

 

[wife]

When I was a teenager, I lived in a small town, and the Cheif of Police lived across the street. I was always trying to duck him and such because I was a speeder and used to drag race alot outside of town. One day he caught me "racing the crosswinds" by the grain elevator (a local passtime) and he wrote me an actual warning ticket for "driving with my head up my ass."

 

[Ice Cream Man]

LOL....I like the one about using "all" your fingers while waving to a cop!

 

[smileyluvzu]

When I was a teenager, I lived in a small town, and the Cheif of Police lived across the street. I was always trying to duck him and such because I was a speeder and used to drag race alot outside of town. One day he caught me "racing the crosswinds" by the grain elevator (a local passtime) and he wrote me an actual warning ticket for "driving with my head up my ass."

LOL :hehe: :tounge2:

 

[FeistyLaraCroft]

Those are good ones.....lol

 

[kipper]

One more for the collection.

 

[Noddy]

heheheheheheh funny shit

 

[bon263111]

lol----very nice

 

[terrorboo]

OMG!!! Those are hilarious!! I posted a few bumper stickers in the Funny Jokes forum.............Go check 'em out!!! heehee