Groaner thread (please add)

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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick."



FYI I am Blessed to have a really cute wife now. But the xwife......... The only reason the xwife took off her panties was to get a better grip on the broom.
 
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