A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick."
FYI I am Blessed to have a really cute wife now. But the xwife......... The only reason the xwife took off her panties was to get a better grip on the broom.
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick."
FYI I am Blessed to have a really cute wife now. But the xwife......... The only reason the xwife took off her panties was to get a better grip on the broom.
