Groaner thread (please add)

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This elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled

the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He

wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed,

crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled

into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.



With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just

barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet.

As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his

favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a

spatula.



"Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?"



"They are for the funeral" she replied.
 
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