Insults (please add)

Bamber

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Konifur suggested an insults thread. I have put it here in the Jokes forum rather than Society so it doesn't get lost in the blizzard of AtoZ threads.

These are from a poem by British comedian Mike Harding; the female of the species...

tight-lipped, crab-faced, mewling, mithering,
Niggardly, sour-faced, crab-mouthed,
Cold-titted, tight-arsed, moaning,
Sullen, frozen-legs-together,
Money-grubbing bitches

...and the males...

sly-eyed, twisty-mouthed grabbers and fumblers,
The shifty-faced, two-tongued, leadswinging lizards,
The snotty-nosed, mardy-arsed bullies
And false friends

Full poem here:
Bring on the Rosy-Cheeked Girls | Mike Harding
 

Romford Lad

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To me, one of the best was between George Bernard Shaw and Churchill....

Shaw wrote...."I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play ~ bring a friend....if you have one"


Churchill's reply......"Cannot possibly attend first night ~ will attend second....if there is one.."
 

LilMissPurrfect

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Overhere,......"Ant-Fucker" - to describe people who stick obsessively to the rules or one who is too much of a perfectionist!!
 

Oddgosh

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My partner referred to his manager as a "rusty cunt-bucket" the other day on the ride home from work and I nearly died. :heehee:
 

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[QUOTE="LilMissPurrfect, post: 4380388]Overhere,......"Ant-Fucker" - to describe people who stick obsessively to the rules or one who is too much of a perfectionist!![/QUOTE]

:what: Umm! you swore!!!
 

Bamber

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A touch of Latin, anyone?

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

(I will sodomize and face-fuck you)
 

konifur

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:sob: I wanna say Twat but Bamber said i could`nt.

Bum sniffing turd burglar.
:heehee:
 

konifur

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Greek for you stupid wanker = ηλίθιο μαλάκας
 

Bamber

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Pillock.

It's a shortened version of 'pillicock', a Norwegian slang word for penis.
 

konifur

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I often get called this when in Spain .....usted cum chupar bandido culo!

Meaning... You cum sucking arse bandit!

Usually off a waiter when running out without paying my bill.
:rofl:
 

konifur

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Mackem insults to gay men....

Fudge packer
anal assassin
rectum raider
brown hatter
pillow biter.

Mackem insults to lesbians....

Carpet muncher
cunning linguist
gash gobblers
vulva mechanics
lickerty splitters.

:teeth:
 

Bamber

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4380402]Mackem insults to gays men....
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What, no uphill gardener?
 

konifur

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That`s what upper class twits from Devon call them.:rofl:
 

konifur

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A common Mackem insult to women in general..... Snakes with tits .
 

Ms.Diablo50

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If my dog had a face like yours, l would shave it's ass, and make it walk backwards....
 

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sorry sack of sardine shit has always been my fav! lol :bigsmile:
 
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