Interesting Laws ....

Dragontears

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These are great I have one to add lol
thanks for sharing these laughs lol
in Hartford Ct it is against the law to kiss your wife on Sunday
 

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Dragontears said:
These are great I have one to add lol
thanks for sharing these laughs lol
in Hartford Ct it is against the law to kiss your wife on Sunday


it is amazing what laws are on the books ...

now this one ... could be a good one for the guy or a bad one ... depends on if he likes his wife or not .... :p
 

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Can you Kiss yer neighbor's wife? Can you Kiss yer brother's wife? What about just some random gal on the street? Or your girlfriend? What if you are a non-genderspacific person and you have a non-genderspecific "Life-mate" like in SNL? Pam and Pat? Or Sam and Cecil? Some weird people out there...

--Bergy.
 

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Ancient Sex Laws

While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite
punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still
had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic
hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up
their rectum.​
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1689967]
Ancient Sex Laws​


While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite
punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still
had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic
hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up

their rectum.
[/quote]



Yikes ... while I sometimes wish to do this to the male species cause of ticking me off .... I would never do it ... lol ..

why pray tell are they doing this ..... :tounge2:
 

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Ancient Sex Laws

While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite
punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still
had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic
hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up
their rectum.​
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it was the punishment for adultery lol in that instance, I'm pretty sure I could do it! lol[/COLOR]
 

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Massachusetts Laws

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Massachusetts, Boston

Two people may not kiss in front of a church.

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Nevada Laws

It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

Nevada, Reno Law

Sex toys are outlawed.

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New Jersey Law

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

New Jersey, Manville Law

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

New Jersey, Newark Laws

It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6 pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Newark Laws

New Jersey, Sea Isle City


There will be no boiling of bones on the property.

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New Mexico Laws

Idiots may not vote.

New Mexico, Carlsbad Law

It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to keep strangers from peeking in.

New Mexico, Carrizozo

It is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

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New York Law

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

New York, Carmel Law

It is illegal for a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

New York, Greene

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

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North Dakota Law

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
 

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It is against the law for a pilot to tickle a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention. --Columbia, PA

It is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane. --Pocataligo, GA

Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen". --Kidderville, NH

No female shall appear in a bathing suit at any airport in this state unless she is escorted by two officers or unless she is armed with a club. The provisions of this statue shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses. --Kentucky

It is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane. --Lowes Crossroads, Delaware

Pilots and passengers are prohibited from eating onions between the hours of 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. --Bluff, Utah

Citizens are not allowed to enter an airplane within four hours of eating garlic. --Wakefield, RI

No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane. --Headland, AL

It is against the law to eat ice cream in the local airport with a fork. --Bicknell, IN

No married man can go flying on Sunday. --Burdoville, VT

No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months. --West Union, OH

No one can play cards on the airport grounds with a woman, a child, or an Indian. --White Horse, NM

No one -- man, woman, or child -- can be seen flying while barefoot. --Fairplay, CO

Don't let your horse fall asleep in the airport. --Peewee, West Virginia

Women who are single, widowed, or divorced are banned from parachuting on Sunday. --Crawford, Nebraska

No turtle races shall be held at the airport. --Bourbon, Mississippi

People cannot play checkers at the airport, "lest they acquire a taste for gambling." --Clearbrook, Minnesota

Citizens cannot carry a slingshot on an airplane without special permission. --Okanogan, WA

No pilot can eat unshelled roasted peanuts or watermelon while flying. --Leadwood, Missouri

No person is allowed to read the Sunday paper while sitting in a chair at the airport while church services are going on. --Upperville, VA

No flyer may wear a pair of pants with hip pockets while flying. --Guyman, OK

Gargling is prohibited while flying. --Hackberry, Arizona

Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited. --Halstead, Kansas

It is against the law to sneeze in an airplane. --Lynch Heights, Delaware

No flying instructor "can place his arm around a woman without a good and lawful reason" (while flying). --Rock Springs, WY

Juggling in front of an airplane is illegal. --Wellsboro, PA

Roosters may crow, only if it is done at least 300 feet from the airport. --Stugis, Michigan
 

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OMG ... this is an oldie ..... :tounge2:


those are pretty interesting laws .... I will send them to my Fly Guy ... just so he doesn't break any laws in those states .... lol
 

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hey ... no red x's here! lol well, not in posts anyways lol
 

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Wonderful English from Around the World

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
 

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The LA School District set of rules of conduct for FEMALE TEACHERS in 1915.

My how times have changed.

1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.
2. You are not to keep company with men.
3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless attending a school function.
4. You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.
5. You may not travel beyond the city limits unless you have the permission of the chairman of the board.
6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.
7. You may not smoke cigarettes.
8. You may not dress in bright colors.
9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.
10. You must wear at least two petticoats.
11. Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches above the ankle.
12. To keep the school room neat and clean, you must: sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water; clean the blackboards at least once a day; and start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.
 
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