It's Boris in a landslide
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stevent222
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Heck over here he would also know that there would of been couple hundred thousand people that voted for him just that they are dead.
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Boris Johnson walked into the National Westminster Bank to cash a cheque. As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnston, the Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson: "I am urging you please to cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Ian Woosnam came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Ian Woosnam he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Ian Woosnam and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the
tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..
So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister?"
Johnson stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind."
" I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnston, the Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson: "I am urging you please to cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Ian Woosnam came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Ian Woosnam he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Ian Woosnam and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the
tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..
So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister?"
Johnson stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind."
" I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"
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