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PREGNANCY Q & A & more! <O></O>
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <O></O>
A: No, 35 children is enough. <O></O>
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <O></O>
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <O></O>
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? <O></O>
A: Childbirth. <O></O>
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. <O></O>
A: So what's your question? <O></O>
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? <O></O>
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <O></O>
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? <O></O>
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. <O></O>
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? <O></O>
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. <O></O>
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? <O></O>
A: Yes, pregnancy. <O></O>
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? <O></O>
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. <O></O>
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? <O></O>
A: When the kids are in college. <O></O>
"ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O></O>
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O></O>
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <O></O>
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet <O></O>
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. <O></O>
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <O></O>
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" <O></O>
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. <O></O>
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." <O></O>
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. <O></O>
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. <O></O>
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. <O></O>
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND <O></O>
10. Cats' facial expressions. <O></O>
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. <O></O>
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. <O></O>
7. Fat clothes. <O></O>
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. <O></O>
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. <O></O>
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. <O></O>
3. Eyelash curlers. <O></O>
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. <O></O>
AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: <O></O>
1. OTHER WOMEN
></O>PREGNANCY Q & A & more! <O
></O>Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <O
></O>A: No, 35 children is enough. <O
></O>Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <O
></O>A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <O
></O>Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? <O
></O>A: Childbirth. <O
></O>Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. <O
></O>A: So what's your question? <O
></O>Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? <O
></O>A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <O
></O>Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? <O
></O>A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. <O
></O>Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? <O
></O>A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. <O
></O>Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? <O
></O>A: Yes, pregnancy. <O
></O>Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? <O
></O>A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. <O
></O>Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? <O
></O>A: When the kids are in college. <O
></O>"ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O
></O>10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O
></O>1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <O
></O>2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet <O
></O>3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. <O
></O>4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <O
></O>5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" <O
></O>6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. <O
></O>7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." <O
></O>8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. <O
></O>9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. <O
></O>10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. <O
></O>TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND <O
></O>10. Cats' facial expressions. <O
></O>9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. <O
></O>8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. <O
></O>7. Fat clothes. <O
></O>6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. <O
></O>5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. <O
></O>4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. <O
></O>3. Eyelash curlers. <O
></O>2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. <O
></O>AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: <O
></O>1. OTHER WOMEN
