Knowing Women!!!! :-) hee hee

DonnasLaw

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Estrogen and Women <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:p></O:p>

PREGNANCY Q & A & more! <O:p></O:p>

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <O:p></O:p>

A: No, 35 children is enough. <O:p></O:p>

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <O:p></O:p>

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <O:p></O:p>

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? <O:p></O:p>

A: Childbirth. <O:p></O:p>

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. <O:p></O:p>

A: So what's your question? <O:p></O:p>

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? <O:p></O:p>

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <O:p></O:p>

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? <O:p></O:p>

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? <O:p></O:p>

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? <O:p></O:p>

A: Yes, pregnancy. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? <O:p></O:p>

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? <O:p></O:p>

A: When the kids are in college. <O:p></O:p>

"ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O:p></O:p>

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O:p></O:p>

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <O:p></O:p>

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet <O:p></O:p>

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. <O:p></O:p>

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <O:p></O:p>

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" <O:p></O:p>

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. <O:p></O:p>

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." <O:p></O:p>

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. <O:p></O:p>

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. <O:p></O:p>

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. <O:p></O:p>

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND <O:p></O:p>

10. Cats' facial expressions. <O:p></O:p>

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. <O:p></O:p>

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. <O:p></O:p>

7. Fat clothes. <O:p></O:p>

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. <O:p></O:p>

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. <O:p></O:p>

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. <O:p></O:p>

3. Eyelash curlers. <O:p></O:p>

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. <O:p></O:p>

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: <O:p></O:p>

1. OTHER WOMEN
 

Bambi

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i totally understood everything in this post
but the one i could relate to the very most...

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:p></O:p>

1. OTHER WOMEN

SO TRUE!!!
thanks for sharing!!
mind if i email it to my girlfriends?
 

DonnasLaw

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You're so very welcome Bambi !!! Pleas feel free to share this with anyone you think would like this ~ and that goes for the rest of the The ROOers!!! :exclamati :thumbs-up :thumbs-up :D :thumbs-up :thumbs-up




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hugs ~
 

PENNMTNS

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donnaslaw88 said:
Estrogen and Women <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:p></O:p>

PREGNANCY Q & A & more! <O:p></O:p>

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? <O:p></O:p>

A: No, 35 children is enough. <O:p></O:p>

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? <O:p></O:p>

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. <O:p></O:p>

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? <O:p></O:p>

A: Childbirth. <O:p></O:p>

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. <O:p></O:p>

A: So what's your question? <O:p></O:p>

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? <O:p></O:p>

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. <O:p></O:p>

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? <O:p></O:p>

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? <O:p></O:p>

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? <O:p></O:p>

A: Yes, pregnancy. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? <O:p></O:p>

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. <O:p></O:p>

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? <O:p></O:p>

A: When the kids are in college. <O:p></O:p>

"ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O:p></O:p>

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" <O:p></O:p>

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <O:p></O:p>

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet <O:p></O:p>

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. <O:p></O:p>

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <O:p></O:p>

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" <O:p></O:p>

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. <O:p></O:p>

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." <O:p></O:p>

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. <O:p></O:p>

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. <O:p></O:p>

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. <O:p></O:p>

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND <O:p></O:p>

10. Cats' facial expressions. <O:p></O:p>

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. <O:p></O:p>

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. <O:p></O:p>

7. Fat clothes. <O:p></O:p>

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. <O:p></O:p>

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. <O:p></O:p>

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. <O:p></O:p>

3. Eyelash curlers. <O:p></O:p>

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. <O:p></O:p>

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: <O:p></O:p>

1. OTHER WOMEN
LOL GOODER POST THOUGH I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND BUT WILL ALWAYS LOVE EM PENN
 

DonnasLaw

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PENNMTNS said:
LOL GOODER POST THOUGH I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND BUT WILL ALWAYS LOVE EM PENN

Thanks PENN sweetie !!! :thumbs-up Glad you will always love us :thumbs-up :inlove: ~ As far as understanding . . . Hun, just keep trying ~ hee hee hee :D :devil: :inlove:
 
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