my ex was good at that! my hair use to singe! i use to him wake up, get out bed and put the covers over him! he snored on! i had to shower and wash my hair! xxxxxxx ( i never giggled at his farts)
My ex used to fart in the cup of his hand and wrap his arms around me while I was sleeping and put his hand over my face!!! One of the many reasons Im not still married to him!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
[QUOTE="TakinMyLyfeBack, post: 3424714]My ex used to fart in the cup of his hand and wrap his arms around me while I was sleeping and put his hand over my face!!! One of the many reasons Im not still married to him!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪[/QUOTE]
I know huh????? Or stick his finger in his bung hole while he was in the bathroom, then come ask me what his finger smelled like.....OMG talk about nasty ...he used to piss me off so bad!!!!!
I tried to take him out one night when he beat the hell outta me with Tylenol PM in his beans but he just fell asleep in the bowl....ROFL...then refused to eat anything I cooked for him while he was drinking after that. Hahahahahahaaaa
I got my ass beat when he found out about it weeks later from my nephew, but it was worth it....
[QUOTE="likeaneagle, post: 3424691]my ex was good at that! my hair use to singe! i use to him wake up, get out bed and put the covers over him! he snored on! i had to shower and wash my hair! xxxxxxx ( i never giggled at his farts)[/QUOTE]
you always giggle when i fart in the bath tub and when you pop the bubbles and smell the aroma you say ahhh bisto!:shower::imadevil::eyebrow: