Konifurs way

01Aladdin

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I was told your middle name was something else... but never mind lol
 

konifur

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:mademesmile:

A few good tips.

If you accidentally cut some off while driving.Pump you brakes so it spells out i`m sorry in Morse code.They will acknowledge there forgiveness by honking and swerving.

:thumbs up:

If you ever get arrested use your one phone call to phone the police station and pretend to be the Chief Constable and tell the desk sergeant to release you immediately.

:teeth:

Shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up immunity to larger bullets.

:heehee:

Sign all your blank checks now to save time writing out future checks

GLIA:lightbulb:
 

konifur

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Hey why not do what i do and spray cleaner directly into your eyes to clean your contacts to save you the hassle of removing them .
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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4497947]Hey why not do what i do and spray cleaner directly into your eyes to clean your contacts to save you the hassle of removing them .
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Surely this should be in Spot the Mackem?
 

01Aladdin

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4502683]
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i thought you said people couldnt get any stupider lmaoooooooooooooooooo
 

01Aladdin

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OMGGGGGGGGG Koni! You actually have a Flatula Backfire?!! Well, imimpressed.

[video=youtube;vUKolh8Q9hA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKolh8Q9hA[/video]
 

konifur

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Yeah well yeah that did happen, but i said if i owned my own plane that what i would have....It`s sooooo cute.
 

01Aladdin

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i bet its got a hell of a power-to-weight ratio lmao like a V8 on a skateboard.
 
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