Limericks - please add

tasman

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There was a young man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added Vermouth

And gave his girlfriend a Martini.
Shaken or stirred?
 

The Big Red One

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Wow, I got nothing, I believe every limerick known to man was done right here in the roo-roo, Belive dat dawg...
 
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