Mackem police are hunting a woman known as the knitting needle Nutter she has stabbed 16 people in the bum with a knitting needle in the last two days.
Chief inspector Ballcock thinks she may be following some sort of pattern
Only in Macekmland, two junkies discussing the Coronavirus, one said to the other "It now means you cannot have a drag on my ciggie now" . I think coronavirus is way down the list of health issues for them.
Heard a Sunderland supporting couple from Mackemland are to divorce as they can’t bear self isolating together. They have agreed everything is amicable and they will continue to remain brother and sister.
