Mackem jokes

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Mackem police are hunting a woman known as the knitting needle Nutter she has stabbed 16 people in the bum with a knitting needle in the last two days.
Chief inspector Ballcock thinks she may be following some sort of pattern
 

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Only in Macekmland, two junkies discussing the Coronavirus, one said to the other "It now means you cannot have a drag on my ciggie now" 😂😂😂. I think coronavirus is way down the list of health issues for them.
 

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Heard a Sunderland supporting couple from Mackemland are to divorce as they can’t bear self isolating together. They have agreed everything is amicable and they will continue to remain brother and sister.
 
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