- May 5, 2004
It was at a cocktail party, and the guy was getting nowhere with a really stunning blonde. Finally, he consulted the host, a buddy, about the situation, and the latter thought a bit, then said, "Look let me mix her up one of my special Zombies. It'll get her so stiff that she'll go to bed with you just like your wife." "Hell, no." reacted the guy. "I don't want her that stiff."