A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide
to end their union after a very short time together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple
goes to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to
the point that you are now at, where you are not able
to keep this marriage together?"
The husband says, "In the nine weeks we've been
together, we haven't been able to agree on one
thing.
The wife says, "Ten weeks."