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If there's no love in the world ... let's make some.
 

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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours ... just like every Monday does on Earth.
 

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The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
 

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
 

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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
 

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
 

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
 

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All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
 

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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
 

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If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
 

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Due to current conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been looted.
 

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To be wise, just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
 

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
 

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One of the great pleasures in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
 
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