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Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
 

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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten, they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
 

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
 

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
 

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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
 

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Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life.
 

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
 

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
 

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
 

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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
 

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If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
 

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
 
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