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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
 

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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
 

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
 

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter ... like watching TV, and having a beer.
 

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Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid".
 

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We're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
 

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The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
 

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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten ... they're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
 

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The most important thing in life is having the phone number of somebody who knows everything.
 
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