me thinks.......

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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

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[QUOTE="likeaneagle, post: 3782608]To handle yourself, use your head...[/QUOTE]
What? I'm not a damned contortionist!
 

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There are two golden rules for a success in life.
Rule No. 1 : Never reveal everything you know.

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lol ... :clap: :kisses:

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
 

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you know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R
 

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we can't solve problems using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
 

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"a man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he was born and raised in the arms of a queen"
 

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if at first you don't succeed, maybe failing is your thing
 

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A cheerful heart is good medicine. (Prov. 17:22)
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
 

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I can't wait to make more mistakes, I learn so much from them lol
 

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you know how people say that someone is lucky in love? I feel like I'm lucky in friendship :rose:
 

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you have to sit by the side of a river for a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth
 

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the truth is that there is nothing noble about being superior to someone else, the only real nobility is being superior to your former self ~
 

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if you think twice before speaking once, you will speak twice the better for it!
 

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if your head tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide if you have a better head or a better heart!
 
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