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konifur

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 5048899]can't prove it by me, I don't even own one lol :raspberry:[/QUOTE]

And i have stolen all your purple knickers so yeah it can`t be you.:heehee:
 

squirt

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I hate the way hubby loads the dishwasher, I'd rather he didn't lol

[QUOTE="konifur, post: 5049359]And i have stolen all your purple knickers so yeah it can`t be you.:heehee:[/QUOTE]

:grin: :high5:
 

konifur

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I used to text with wife, " I WILL BE HOME IN ONE HOUR IF I`M NOT REREAD THIS TEXT "
 

konifur

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


A widow.
 

konifur

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“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”

“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”

“Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”
 
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