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squirt

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brilor

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My wife complained I need to more spontaneous and funny. So I dressed up as a clown and chased her around the house with a rubber knife. Now she wants a divorce.

"There no pleasing some women"...
 

brilor

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My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me.
"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in
the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?..
 

tasman

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My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me.
"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in
the ocean. "The beach has lost a stone," I said. "Can you see a difference?..
...and that's when the fight started.
 
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