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Geoff_the_Beard

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I love that song, though I only remember the intended words.
 

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Credance Clearwater Revival, "There's a bad moon on the rise." heard as "there's a bathroom on the right"
 

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[QUOTE="tasman, post: 3769268]Credance Clearwater Revival, "There's a bad moon on the rise." heard as "there's a bathroom on the right"[/QUOTE]
Credence are great for Mondegreens:
I think it was Squirt first found this.
 
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lol ... have you ever seen Lorraine? lmao :rofl:
:bravo: :xxsandoos:
 

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Forever in blue jeans..........Reverend Blue Gene.
 

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I can see Deirdre, now that Lorraine has gone

(I can see clearly now, that the rain has gone)
 

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...and the next line:

I can see all hospitals in my way.
 

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dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like im a calender* misheard * take me down like im a colored girl !! i know! off to the norty step! :haverose:
 

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[QUOTE="Goodgrief, post: 3880328]"Revved up like a douche in the middle of night"[/QUOTE]

That's one of the most misheard lyrics of all time. Even when you know the lyric, many people ask "WTF is a Deuce?".
 

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 3880509]That's one of the most misheard lyrics of all time. Even when you know the lyric, many people ask "WTF is a Deuce?".[/QUOTE]

The second most misheard must be The Police singing So lonely misheard as Sue lawley.
 

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There are some absolute classics here:
 
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grinspoon cant get started, chemical heart.....misheard? cant get started, chemical farted! xxx
 

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The Monday/Tuesday afternoon barmaid at The Albert, Doreen, is forever coming out with unintentional double entendres and odd statements, which normally end up with her ruining her make-up with tears of laughter when we point these mistakes out.

One of Dor's misheard lyrics:

"The Chinee's not my son!"

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
 

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 3880687]There are some absolute classics here:
[video=youtube;6p6rV3OKcjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6rV3OKcjw[/video][/QUOTE]

Had to put it on "paws" and find the bathroom on the right!
 

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According to many listeners to BBC radio, she's fallen for a lobster. :giggles:
 
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