misheard lyrics...please add

[Geoff_the_Beard]

I love that song, though I only remember the intended words.

 

[tasman]

Credance Clearwater Revival, "There's a bad moon on the rise." heard as "there's a bathroom on the right"

 

[squirt]

lol ... :bravo:

 

[Bamber]

[QUOTE="tasman, post: 3769268]Credance Clearwater Revival, "There's a bad moon on the rise." heard as "there's a bathroom on the right"[/QUOTE]
Credence are great for Mondegreens:

I think it was Squirt first found this.

 

[squirt]

lol ... have you ever seen Lorraine? lmao :rofl:
:bravo: :xxsandoos:

 

[brilor]

Forever in blue jeans..........Reverend Blue Gene.

 

[Geoff_the_Beard]

I can see Deirdre, now that Lorraine has gone

(I can see clearly now, that the rain has gone)

 

[Bamber]

...and the next line:

I can see all hospitals in my way.

 

[squirt]

lmao ... :clap: :xxsandoos:

 

[likeaneagle]

dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like im a calender* misheard * take me down like im a colored girl !! i know! off to the norty step! :haverose:

 

[Goodgrief]

"I was born inwa webwa stain"

Jumpin Jack flash

 

[Goodgrief]

"Revved up like a douche in the middle of night"

 

[Bamber]

[QUOTE="Goodgrief, post: 3880328]"Revved up like a douche in the middle of night"[/QUOTE]

That's one of the most misheard lyrics of all time. Even when you know the lyric, many people ask "WTF is a Deuce?".

 

[Bamber]

 

[konifur]

[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 3880509]That's one of the most misheard lyrics of all time. Even when you know the lyric, many people ask "WTF is a Deuce?".[/QUOTE]

The second most misheard must be The Police singing So lonely misheard as Sue lawley.

 

[Bamber]

There are some absolute classics here:

 

[likeaneagle]

grinspoon cant get started, chemical heart.....misheard? cant get started, chemical farted! xxx

 

[Bamber]

The Monday/Tuesday afternoon barmaid at The Albert, Doreen, is forever coming out with unintentional double entendres and odd statements, which normally end up with her ruining her make-up with tears of laughter when we point these mistakes out.

One of Dor's misheard lyrics:

"The Chinee's not my son!"

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

 

[Goodgrief]

[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 3880687]There are some absolute classics here:
[video=youtube;6p6rV3OKcjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6rV3OKcjw[/video][/QUOTE]

Had to put it on "paws" and find the bathroom on the right!

 

[Bamber]

According to many listeners to BBC radio, she's fallen for a lobster. :giggles: