My Resimay

Nympheas

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My Resimay

To hoom
it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the
job what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole
realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men
and all the ladies.

I no my
spelling is not too good but find that I Offen
can get a job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant
so
farr.....

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.














<img src="http://x0e.xanga.com/14ff7b3718034249411499/w197878062.jpg" alt="image001" style="width:368px" />


Employer's
response:.....

Dear
Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.
 

Marky_D_Sahdd

Sir Talks-a-lot
Joined
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Messages
6,931
[QUOTE="Nympheas, post: 2996602]My Resimay

To hoom
it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the
job what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole
realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men
and all the ladies.

I no my
spelling is not too good but find that I Offen
can get a job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant
so
farr.....

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.

















Employer's
response:.....

Dear
Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.
[/quote]
Horty's not going to be happy when he finds out you posted his resume and put an uglier guy's picture on it! :laugh:
 

sexysadie

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Joined
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Messages
66,467
My Resimay

To hoom
it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the
job what I saw in the paper.
I kin
Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think I am good on the
fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole
realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men
and all the ladies.

I no my
spelling is not too good but find that I Offen
can get a job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am
werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant
so
farr.....

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.
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<img src="http://x0e.xanga.com/14ff7b3718034249411499/w197878062.jpg" alt="image001" style="width:368px" />


Employer's
response:.....

Dear
Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.
Best resume I've ever received, and that shorthand...lol...wow! That man's got talent:sigh::inlove:
 

stevent222

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Messages
374,178
my resimay

to hoom
it mae cunsern,

i waunt to apply for the
job what i saw in the paper.
I kin
type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a
counting.

I think i am good on the
fone and i no i am a pepole person, pepole
realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men
and all the ladies.

I no my
spelling is not too good but find that i offen
can get a job wit my
persinalety.
My
salerery is open so we kin discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that i am
werth,

i kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore
anser.

Hopifuly yore best aplicant
so
farr.....

Sinseerly,

bubba

ps:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
pickture of me.
[/font]













<img src="http://x0e.xanga.com/14ff7b3718034249411499/w197878062.jpg" alt="image001" style="width:368px" />


employer's
response:.....

Dear
bubba,

it's ok, we've got spell check.

See you monday.

OMG!!!
That Is Disgusting!​
 

hortysir

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Joined
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Messages
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[QUOTE="Goodgrief, post: 2996613]I'll double his wages if he shows up right now![/quote]
****waving****
[QUOTE="Nympheas, post: 2996646]rofl

I know right[/quote]We could try Left next!!!

[QUOTE="Marky_D_Sahdd, post: 2996682]Horty's not going to be happy when he finds out you posted his resume and put an uglier guy's picture on it! :laugh:[/quote]
I'm secure!!! :D
[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 2996694]Best resume I've ever received, and that shorthand...lol...wow! That man's got talent:sigh::inlove:[/quote]What are you calling "short"?






So did i get the phukkin job or no??!!!
:happy:
 

konifur

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Messages
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what`s wrong with the spelling.what do they need a spell check for.
well he is a fellow makem.
 

sexysadie

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Messages
66,467
[QUOTE="hortysir, post: 2997492]****waving****
We could try Left next!!!


I'm secure!!! :D
What are you calling "short"?






So did i get the phukkin job or no??!!!
:happy:[/QUOTE]

Well, a good resume is one thing, but it's not everything, you still need to be interviewed...lol..I'd like to experience that personality in person, not to mention that talented finger..lol:hehe::sigh:
 
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