Natural Woman

FeistyLaraCroft

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[color=00008a] Natural Woman





[font=Veranda, sans-serif]I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.

"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"

The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.

"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.

He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...

"Iron this!"

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Goofy

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Stands Up.....rips off his shirt, drops his bra to the floor and starts to sing "Sometimes I feel like a Natural Woman" hehehehehe
 

FeistyLaraCroft

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[color=660099] AWW.....Don't give up on us..there's still hope for Goofy yet....[/color]:tounge: :tounge: :tounge:
 
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