One liners, back woods sayings, funny retorts useful in every day speaking

jrwwwww

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He has been around since Moby Dick was a Minnow.



I am hoping to learn some more of these. I use this stuff in my daily conversation. I can make a snide remark about something to tell it like it is, yet be happy because I am making fun of it.

Happy is a Blessing!
 

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Kind of like analyzing the dissection of a frog. There is no good way do so, and the frog still dies.
 

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When I was young I told my Grandma that when I grow up I wanted to play trombone. She told me I couldn’t do both.
 

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What came first, the chicken or the egg. The Rooster!

Next time in a meeting when someone asked that, just say Rooster and see who laughs.
 
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