One liners, back woods sayings, funny retorts useful in every day speaking

jrwwwww

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
 

jrwwwww

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Two things in life are certain, death and taxes. But death does not get worse every year.
 

stevent222

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My all time favorite is from Sr. Winston Churchill

Lady: "You Sir are drunk!"

Churchill: "You Madam are ugly but in the morning I'll be sober"
 
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