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Doesn't suffer from stress, she's a carrier.
 

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Fog rolled in the day he was born, and a bit of it never rolled out.
 

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I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
 

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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
 

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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
 

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"Religion is for those who are afraid of going to hell. Faith is for those who have already been there."
 

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Two things in life are certain, death and taxes. But death does not get worse every year.
 

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If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.
 
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