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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
 

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
 

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Some men learn by reading. A few learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
 

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It does not matter whether you win or lose, it is how the band plays.

I am a trombonist
 

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Kind of like analyzing the dissection of a frog. There is no good way do so, and the frog still dies.
 

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box
 

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"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrel it could be done!
 

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I'm always surprised when a heavily tattooed couple has a baby and it comes out blank.
 

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Poop jokes aren't my favorite. But they're a solid number two.
 
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
 
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