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jrwwwww

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It is kind of hard for a man to have that kind of experience and remain cheerful for the rest of his life.
 

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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
 

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
 

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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then go do it.
 

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He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
 

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The Wright Bothers weren’t the first to fly. They were just the first
not to crash.
 

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Next time you see someone acting stupid, consider the possibility that they might not be acting
 

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One of my favorite expressions for something that takes a long time is "A few days shy of forever."
 

jrwwwww

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Remember when Obama said he saved Detroit? I don’t see him taking any vacations there.
 

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"No. I'm not tired ... I'm just laying here pretending to be road kill!"
 

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Kind of like analyzing the dissection of a frog. There is no good way do so, and the frog still dies.
 
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