One liners, back woods sayings, funny retorts useful in every day speaking

[jrwwwww]

It is kind of hard for a man to have that kind of experience and remain cheerful for the rest of his life.

 

[jrwwwww]

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

 

[jrwwwww]

She could start a fight in an empty house.

 

[jrwwwww]

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

 

[jrwwwww]

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then go do it.

 

[jrwwwww]

"She's so ugly I'd hire her to haunt a house!"

 

[jrwwwww]

That man ain't got the decency to die.

 

[jrwwwww]

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

 

[jrwwwww]

He had delusions of adequacy.

 

[jrwwwww]

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

 

[jrwwwww]

Useful as a kick stand on a horse.

 

[jrwwwww]

The Wright Bothers weren’t the first to fly. They were just the first
not to crash.

 

[jrwwwww]

Next time you see someone acting stupid, consider the possibility that they might not be acting

 

[tasman]

One of my favorite expressions for something that takes a long time is "A few days shy of forever."

 

[jrwwwww]

Remember when Obama said he saved Detroit? I don’t see him taking any vacations there.

 

[jrwwwww]

"No. I'm not tired ... I'm just laying here pretending to be road kill!"

 

[jrwwwww]

Kind of like analyzing the dissection of a frog. There is no good way do so, and the frog still dies.

 

[jrwwwww]

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

 

[jrwwwww]

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder would notice her.

 

[jrwwwww]

Did you know... Captain Hook died from jock itch.