One liners, back woods sayings, funny retorts useful in every day speaking

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I am so happy; the presidents in my pocket have been smiling.
 

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When you look at bacon and eggs you understand that the chicken was involved in the eggs, but the pig was committed.
 

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One should remove the "m" from zoom meetings as they feel more like a zoo meeting.
 

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Absurd obnoxious behavior while maybe not the best solution, it is the most effective solution to many perceived problems.
 

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
 

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Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back.
 

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Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices that said, “If you build it, they will come”
 
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