J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Oct 26, 2020 #101 I am so happy; the presidents in my pocket have been smiling.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Nov 2, 2020 #102 Cutting down a tree may leave you stumped.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Nov 2, 2020 #103 You're never too old to learn something stupid.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Nov 2, 2020 #104 When you look at bacon and eggs you understand that the chicken was involved in the eggs, but the pig was committed.
When you look at bacon and eggs you understand that the chicken was involved in the eggs, but the pig was committed.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Nov 3, 2020 #105 One should remove the "m" from zoom meetings as they feel more like a zoo meeting.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Dec 5, 2020 #106 Absurd obnoxious behavior while maybe not the best solution, it is the most effective solution to many perceived problems.
Absurd obnoxious behavior while maybe not the best solution, it is the most effective solution to many perceived problems.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Dec 5, 2020 #107 I am happier than a pink unicorn on a carousel.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Dec 5, 2020 #108 The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Dec 5, 2020 #109 Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Dec 5, 2020 #110 Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Jan 9, 2021 #111 Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Jan 9, 2021 #112 Dogs are afraid to go to space because of the vacuum.
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Monday at 5:00 PM #113 You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter
J jrwwwww Well-known member Joined Sep 4, 2019 Messages 204 Yesterday at 12:54 AM #114 Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices that said, “If you build it, they will come”
Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices that said, “If you build it, they will come”