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Tokentoo

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Adult Children
 

Tokentoo

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*reads sanitary sewer if it is not readable*
 

squirt

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they may be difficult to find, but you do a great job! lmao :clap: :clap:
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Tokentoo

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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
 

squirt

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we used to say while jumping rope lol :bigsmile:
:bravo: :blowkiss:

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