Oxymorons

[queen isabella]

alone together

 

[queen isabella]

A few more awfullies


awfully good


Awfully pretty

 

[queen isabella]

Fine Mess

 

[squirt]

:bravo:

[QUOTE="queen isabella, post: 3551855]By the way I'm NOT one!!

Thank God I’m an Atheist[/QUOTE]

they were ALL wonderful but THIS one is a gem! lol :clap:
:blowkiss:

 

[squirt]

boneless ribs

common courtesy

recent history

 

[Bamber]

Civil war

Well, old chap, I'm going to run the country now.

I beg to differ; I will remain in charge.

I'm afraid I cannot agree to that.

You may have to resort to physical action if you wish to remove me.

...etc

 

[squirt]

dual at dawn!!! lol :bravo: :xxsandoos:

Good shit lol

 

[Country17]

My favorite I heard a couple of summers ago was

paid volunteer

 

[Bamber]

More of a pleonasm than an oxymoron, but used one hell of a lot:

free gift


Of course it's f***ing free if it's a gift.

 

[squirt]

My favorite I heard a couple of summers ago was

paid volunteer[/COLOR]

lol ... :2thumbsup:

 

[squirt]

More of a pleonasm than an oxymoron, but used one hell of a lot:

free gift


Of course it's f***ing free if it's a gift.[/FONT]

shipping charges apply lol :xxsandoos:

 

[squirt]

old news

single copy

thinking out loud

 

[queen isabella]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH those are ALL good

I heard this on the radio the other day

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped frpm jail?





A short medium @ large

 

[squirt]

lmao ... :bigsmile:
:bravo:

 

[squirt]

wireless cable lol

 

[squirt]

highest ranking American killed *in WWII* was Lt Gen Lesley McNair, killed by the US Army Air Corps. So much for friendly fire.

there's one - friendly fire! lol

 

[Tokentoo]

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[luckysowner]

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[Tokentoo]

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I know, right? lol :thinking: :blowkiss:

good one lucky!!! :thankyou: