Oxymorons

queen isabella

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alone together
 

squirt

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:bravo:

[QUOTE="queen isabella, post: 3551855]By the way I'm NOT one!!

Thank God I’m an Atheist[/QUOTE]

they were ALL wonderful but THIS one is a gem! lol :clap:
:blowkiss:
 

Bamber

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Civil war

Well, old chap, I'm going to run the country now.

I beg to differ; I will remain in charge.

I'm afraid I cannot agree to that.

You may have to resort to physical action if you wish to remove me.

...etc
 

Bamber

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More of a pleonasm than an oxymoron, but used one hell of a lot:

free gift


Of course it's f***ing free if it's a gift.
 

queen isabella

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH those are ALL good

I heard this on the radio the other day

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped frpm jail?





A short medium @ large
 

squirt

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highest ranking American killed *in WWII* was Lt Gen Lesley McNair, killed by the US Army Air Corps. So much for friendly fire.

there's one - friendly fire! lol
 

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I know, right? lol :thinking: :blowkiss:

good one lucky!!! :thankyou:
 
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