Oxymorons

Manzy

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I took this picture this morning My oxymoron was the sign says limit 1 but there’s
nothing there
wait for it... someone said What the back up is tennis balls I said they’re to throw at the empty
TP shelf

double oxymoron lol 😂
it’s all I got I’ve done lost my mind 😜

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tasman

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There was one time, when I was at work, they were doing blood draws. I was assigned as escort officer, when an inmate (who was all inked up) came in. When the phlebotomist brought out the needle, he turned away from her and looked at me and said "Man I hate needles, when I was on the streets and needed a fix, I had to have my old lady shoot me up."
 
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