Quack....

LAWRENCE

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A man walked into a bar with a duck and a biscuit box. He set the duck on top of the biscuit box on the bar and the duck began dancing.

The bartender found this rather interesting as did the rest of the customers in the pub. They all came round the duck and watched it for hours, and while doing so, bought more and more drink.

By the end of the night the bar was full of people watching this amazing duck, still dancing and giving the odd quack now and again. The bar tender realized that he hadn't seen business this good in a long time. It was so good that he offered to buy the duck from the man to which the man agrees to sell for $500. The bartender thinks it is a bit expensive but agrees to buy it anyhow. On selling the duck, the man went home, leaving a crowded bar watching his dancing duck.

Later that night, the man got a telephone call; it was the bartender and he exclaimed that the duck was a great success and that he earned his money back in the amount of drinks he sold, but he inquired, "There is one thing... How do you get the duck to stop dancing?"

"Oh simple—just take the lid off the biscuit box and blow out the candle."


 

squirt

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do you suppose that's where "hot to trot" came from? lol :hmm:
 

brilor

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Two ducks were flying...one in front of the other. The one at the back said "Quack" and the one at the front replied, "I'm going as quack as I can"!
 
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