I was put in prison and taken to a cell where I was greeted by this huge black guy,
"Hello little bitch, you're mine now, hope you like the taste of cock," he said,
"I love it," I replied, "I'm doing life for cannibalism."
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
Deano's Bar and Grill joke hour, -
Cliff Richard is walking through London when he is suddenly stopped by two Chinese tourists,
Qwiff Qwiff they say, photo Qwiff photo
OK says Cliff no problem with a big smile on his face,
Then the Chinese tourists ask, song Qwiff song.
OK says Cliff what song do u want me to sing?
Tits and fanny Qwiff tits and fanny,
I've never sang a song called tits and fanny, laughs Cliff
Yeah u have Qwiff tits and fanny, tits and fanny,
Looking confused Cliff says to the Chinese tourists sing it for me,
OK Qwiff says the Chinese tourists-- tits and fanny how u don't love me anymore