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A couple sitting in a restaurant and the waitress notices the man start to slide down the chair under the table, as she continue to watch the man goes completely under the table and out of site!
Concerned she approaches the woman and asks madam is your husband alright?
"Yes says the woman his fine!"
Looking confused the waitress says but he just slide under the table?
"No he didn't" replies the woman "He just walked in the door"
 

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Two Crocodiles were basking by the side of the swamp near the river.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and says, "I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age. We were the
same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."
 

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Dears Sirs
We have started a campaign to clean up the Internet as it seems the most innocent of searches fill the screen with disgusting filth. Even Googling ones own name pollutes ones computer with pornography.
We would be most grateful if you could add your name to our petion below.
Yours sincerely

Hugh Jampton
Hugh Jarse
Isaac Hunt
Norma Snockers
Peter File
 

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Dears Sirs
We have started a campaign to clean up the Internet as it seems the most innocent of searches fill the screen with disgusting filth. Even Googling ones own name pollutes ones computer with pornography.
We would be most grateful if you could add your name to our petion below.
Yours sincerely

Hugh Jampton
Hugh Jarse
Isaac Hunt
Norma Snockers
Peter File
You forgot Dick Likker and Mike Hunt
 
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