Redneck Cowboy

Just Debbie

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A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree. The Redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The Redneck cowboy tells him that its his. The policeman says; "Your dog is in heat".

The redneck cowboy answers; "No way the dogs in heat; he's cool, cause he's tied under the shade of the tree".

The policeman says; "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred".

The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says; "No way the dog needs bread, he's not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning".

The policeman finally gets mad and says; "Look, your dog wants to have sex".

The redneck cowboy looks at him and says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police-dog".
 

squirt

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generally, it's not "he" dogs that go into heat? lol :thinking:
 

atln44

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Poor horse, never got mention at all after being tied up.
 

stevent222

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LOL! Now that is Funny I agree!

On POD!
 

Midas

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Maybe it was a San Francisco dog! It didn't mention if it was light on it's paws!
 

Just Debbie

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LMAO - Great comments everyone - Thank you all for the congrats on POD :blowkiss:
 
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