An old lady entered a drug store and went up to the counter. Behind the soda fountain the young man in a white uniform. “Are you a doctor? ” she asked squinting with poor eyesight at the young man. “Sort of, ” replied the soda clerk. “Actually I’m a fizzician. ”
A team of military researchers is developing a pizza that can stay edible for three years. It’s been a weird couple of years for the military. One minute you’re hunting Osama bin Laden and the next you’re trying to outsmart Papa John.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away;
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf, the good you do for others is good you do yourself...