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brilor

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ASTHMATICS ... avoid going on holiday to places where the scenery is described as breathtaking!
 

konifur

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What is black and gradually gets smaller and smaller?


Stevie Wonder combing his hair with a potato peeler.
 

brilor

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I attended a speech at a local wheelchair convention about benefit cheats.
When the guy finished I gave him a standing ovation.
Then the bastard reported me for benefit fraud!
 

brilor

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I've just had terrible news from America that my brother has died of natural causes.
He was shot.
 

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A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together:
We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
 

brilor

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He got her a artificial leg for xmas the one year, it wasnt her main present just a stocking filler
 

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My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.


They performed unspeakable acts on her.
 
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