[FONT=&]I was at a funeral today when I asked the priest for the WiFi code. He shouted, "Have some respect for the dead." [/FONT]
[FONT=&]I said, "Is that [/FONT][FONT=&]all[/FONT][FONT=&] in lower case?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. [/FONT] [FONT="]The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. [/FONT] [FONT="]So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.[/FONT] [FONT="]So he turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything." The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!