brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 206,287 Mar 8, 2018 #2,122 I used to think i was great in bed.... turns out the wife had asthma!
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Mar 9, 2018 #2,123 El cheapo cafe Last edited: Mar 9, 2018
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 206,287 Mar 26, 2018 #2,130 Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Apr 4, 2018 #2,133 I met a guy today in a wheelchair. His face was all battered & bruised. "What happened to your face?". I asked. "I'm training for the paralympics" he said "Boxing?". "No.....hurdles".
I met a guy today in a wheelchair. His face was all battered & bruised. "What happened to your face?". I asked. "I'm training for the paralympics" he said "Boxing?". "No.....hurdles".
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Apr 4, 2018 #2,134 F.A.S.T Face: Has it fallen to one side? Arms: Can you raise them? Speech: Is it slurred? Time: To become a Conservative party MP
F.A.S.T Face: Has it fallen to one side? Arms: Can you raise them? Speech: Is it slurred? Time: To become a Conservative party MP
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 206,287 Apr 4, 2018 #2,135 What does a mongol child say to his dog? Down Syndrome.
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Apr 6, 2018 #2,137 ******GET CHEAP FLIGHTS FROM LIVERPOOL NOW****** Contact: Mrs E Bristow on 09296728
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Apr 7, 2018 #2,139 I found a discarded needle outside my house again today.... .....I used to live in a nice area before these new neighbours moved in.... ....Fucking diabetics!
I found a discarded needle outside my house again today.... .....I used to live in a nice area before these new neighbours moved in.... ....Fucking diabetics!
konifur Jokeroo Enthusiast Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 53,738 Apr 10, 2018 #2,140 A Scottish pedophile has raised a dispute with ebay as the Wii Gameboy he received was not what he expected.
A Scottish pedophile has raised a dispute with ebay as the Wii Gameboy he received was not what he expected.
