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konifur

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I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday.
You should have seen her face.
 

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Horrible scenes at the African cup of nations when fights broke out between Ethiopia and Ivory Coast, reports state it all started when Ivory Coast fans taunted the Ethiopians chanting "who ate all the flies"
 

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Only SEVEN people have died as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures!
 

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I'm starting to think they should let the IS bride come back to the UK, give her a TV show too, Shamima Begum: a place in the sun.
It can be on with Anne Frank's cash in the attic, Peter Sutcliffe's homes under the hammer, Fred and Rose West Ground force special, Josef Fritzl's Amazing Spaces and Kate and Gerry McCann's Sun, sea and suspicious parents!
 

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I walked up to a dwarf in a bar last night and said, "Do you fancy a fuck?"

"No thanks," she replied, "You're a weirdo."

"I'm the fucking weirdo?" I said, "You're the one who has been staring at my bollocks for the last 20 minutes."
 

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Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says

"What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself".

"I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".
 

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The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today.

His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.!
 
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