“Mummy mummy ?”
“Yes love ?
. “Why does daddy sit at his computer sniggering so much ?”
“Ah, he’s on the Roo website”
“Mummy, what is a Roo?”
“It’s a website that specializes in dark humour”
“I don’t understand mummy, what is dark humour ?”
Mummy thinks for a bit, then leads the child across to the window.
“Look love, you see that man out there without any hands, tell him to clap”
“But Mummy, I’m blind”
“Exactly love, exactly”