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brilor

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brilor

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just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting the Covid-19 now, as they're expecting the Covid-20 Pro to be released in September.
 

konifur

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“Mummy mummy ?”
“Yes love ?
. “Why does daddy sit at his computer sniggering so much ?”
“Ah, he’s on the Roo website”
“Mummy, what is a Roo?”
“It’s a website that specializes in dark humour”
“I don’t understand mummy, what is dark humour ?”
Mummy thinks for a bit, then leads the child across to the window.
“Look love, you see that man out there without any hands, tell him to clap”
“But Mummy, I’m blind”
“Exactly love, exactly”
 
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