Sick Jokes

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... and I laughed lol

 

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Yum Yum.

 

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If he only has one leg, then he only needs one pedal, right?

 

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5 rottweilers eat mans face in France.
Its just dog eat frog over there

 

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Corona virus currently has the same mortality rate in the UK as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool

 

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just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting the Covid-19 now, as they're expecting the Covid-20 Pro to be released in September.

 

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“Mummy mummy ?”
“Yes love ?
. “Why does daddy sit at his computer sniggering so much ?”
“Ah, he’s on the Roo website”
“Mummy, what is a Roo?”
“It’s a website that specializes in dark humour”
“I don’t understand mummy, what is dark humour ?”
Mummy thinks for a bit, then leads the child across to the window.
“Look love, you see that man out there without any hands, tell him to clap”
“But Mummy, I’m blind”
“Exactly love, exactly”

 

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Sorry but this is my sense of humour hope it doesn’t offend anyone

 

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