What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O'Furniture
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham Rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
because they're always wearing green.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot.
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?
A Blarney stone
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford the plane fare.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How's the weather down there?
Paddy O'Furniture
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham Rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
because they're always wearing green.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot.
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?
A Blarney stone
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford the plane fare.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How's the weather down there?