The New Amerika, you HAVE to love it!

longwalker

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Was it Will Rogers who said, "We'll be the first nation to drive to the poor house in our Cadillac?"<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:p></O:p>
Something to think about!<O:p></O:p>

Recently Michelle Obama served food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen.
Cost to eat at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars; having Michelle Obama serve your soup: $0.00 dollars

A picture of a "homeless" person who is receiving a government funded meal while using his $500.00 Blackberry cell phone to take a picture of the first lady: Priceless !!


 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2954171]"smile! you're on Candid Camera!" lol :crazy:[/quote]

I remember the album by the Talking Heads. Stop Making Sense...people listened!:hehe:
 

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2954223]Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
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Amen!:thumbs-up
 

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[QUOTE="kmrua65, post: 3071614]lol :p :)[/quote]

This is what Iran will be doing if B.O. stands limp wristed while they continue their march toward Armageddon!:thumbs-up
 

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I can here Bam-Bam's speech from in my office.
This guy really thinks I'm stupid
 

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[QUOTE="hortysir, post: 3072516]I can here Bam-Bam's speech from in my office.
This guy really thinks I'm stupid[/quote]

I think he knows most of us know what's going on, he just doesn't give a flying fuck!:hmmm:
 

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All his cult-followers can't see for the shit in their eyes from having their heads up his ass
 

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[QUOTE="hortysir, post: 3072526]All his cult-followers can't see for the shit in their eyes from having their heads up his ass[/quote]


They're an emotional lot and thrive on slogans! They've been doing that for 45 years and nothing has changed for the better! The Democrats aren't for the people they're for big government!
 
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