The Perfect plan by Robin Williams

jhorsemfus

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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...

what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.

Robin Williams' plan..(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a plan for peace. So, here's one plan


1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who
or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...


Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece
of me'" -
 

seddonfella

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I think little "Johnnie Howard" our Prime Minister in Australia has allready read it. No more refugees on Australian soil, they're sorted out on an island of the coast of Australia, then sent packing if proven thay're not genuine, gawd theres a lot of them that aint genuine. Maybe thats why we aint been attacked internally yet!
 

jhorsemfus

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seddonfella said:
I think little "Johnnie Howard" our Prime Minister in Australia has allready read it. No more refugees on Australian soil, they're sorted out on an island of the coast of Australia, then sent packing if proven thay're not genuine, gawd theres a lot of them that aint genuine. Maybe thats why we aint been attacked internally yet!
Of course Indians(Native Americans) are already a minority but soon enough the whites in america will be a minority if we dont do something pretty soon,We should follow his example :lookaroun
 

sewnutzcl1

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:thumbs-up :thumbs-up :thumbs-up :thumbs-up I like it! :thumbs-up :thumbs-up :thumbs-up :thumbs-up
 

fruit_loops

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awsome plan! I especially like this bit about the statue of liberty holding a bat in her hand.... think they'll change the statue?
 

essex boy

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Very well said, Jhorsemfus,I agree with every word..except send them to France..there already trying every trick in the book to get across the water!
 

beerman

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good post horse....best plan i have read yet.... maybe mr williams should run for prez. how about a j-roo ticket??? :happy: :happy:
 

sewnutzcl1

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Hey Beerman, where ya been? Haven't seen ya around for a while, have you been lurking in the background? :cool: :inlove:
 

rosema40

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I agree. I think we should do just that stop sending money overseas and let take care of ourselves for a change. stop sending jobs overseas and lets quit worrying about being politically correct.
 
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